Thursday, November 18, 2010

Coffee Loving

The Top 10 Reasons I Love Coffee
(letterman style)

10.  Because crack is not accepted in the work place, but drinking 3 cups of coffee in 2 hours is totally cool.

9.  Coffee is a jumble of contradictions; just like me.  It can be simple (i like it black) or super complicated (i'd like a double peppermint low fat extra shot large coffee with a little bit of whip cream extra hot extra fast, please).  I guess coffee kinda like an emotional girl.

8.  It's socially acceptable to say you have a coffee addiction.

7.  What other drink allows you to get up and take a break from working?

6.  It can cure a headache, menstrual cramps, hangovers and constipation.

5.  Don't have time to sit around and drink a whole cup of coffee?  That's alright, you can eat the beans for a quick jolt.

4.  What other drink wakes you up just from smelling it?

3.  You can only get Aldreol if you actually have ADD, but just about anyone can have coffee!

2.  Coffee is way cool.  It is everybody's friend ... from college students to moms with small kids to working peoples to uhhh I bet even the pope drinks coffee!

and the #1 reason I love coffee is

1.  It just plain tastes good!  

This mouth watering top ten list is brought to you by:
Mama's Losin' ItMama Kat's Writers Workshop ... where you can drink coffee and laugh at the same time.

Next week will be ... the top ten reasons I'm a bad parent; possibly featuring the fact that my 3 year old is addicted to the internet before she can even read.  Seriously, she's on the floor (at 7 in the morning) crying because she can't paint on the Sesame Street website ....


  1. Love your list and we got one of the same ones... You are really funny. Stopping by from Mama Kat's...

  2. Love the list -and Number 1 is hilarious!!!

  3. It's good to know there are reasons to love coffee that I hadn't even thought of. Great list!

  4. This post is the funniest coffee post! I totally agree! #1 rocks

  5. Oh I love this post.. My little one loves playing on the i-pad.. Have a great day..

  6. As a sister coffee drinker I second all of the above..

  7. Bahaha the 1st one cracked me up!

  8. Excellent post! So very very true!

    See my post on coffee here!

  9. Because crack is not accepted in the work place...

    That line is THE best way to open a blog post. :)


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